When I was in the library a little while ago, I saw a CSO riding through on a Segway. Why the fuck did he need a Segway to ride through the library? That shit made noise. Then I realized that my flip-flops also made noise, so I guess I can’t really talk.
Last semester, during Reading Totally-Not-a-Week, this random kid emailed The Pamphlette‘s internal mailing list, saying he’d been reading through this website’s entire archives, but that we were missing, like, Volume 7 Issue 6 or some shit. So, being the nice person that I am, I decided to try and find it for him, and managed to find the front of it, but not the back. I replied to his email with the PDF of the front attached, feeling like I’d done at least half a good deed for the day, you know, but he never replied. At the time, I figured he was just an ungrateful little bastard, but later, I realized that, when you reply to an email that was sent out to a group’s internal mailing list, it doesn’t actually go to the person who sent the original email. It just goes to the people in the group. So, Random Kid, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry you never got a response. If you remind me of what issue it was you were missing, I’ll maybe look back and find it again, though the back will probably still be missing, and also, that was way before even my time, so idk what you were doing??? Don’t you have classes to study for??? Anyway, I hope this Reading week is going better 4 u.